Baby 97 - The internet is a great invention

NOTE

I'm going to write my "notes" at the beginning of the posts, instead of the end.  It just makes more sense... sort of.  I'll probably occasionally write two notes.  Duh duh DUH! 

And OMG, I actually posted a post that wasn't in parts!  This calls for an epic celebration.  And you're in luck!  I won't be posting in parts from now until the end of the challenge.  Partly because I want to finish it fast and partly because I recently made the connection that this post was my 97th post on this blog and this is for the 97th baby.  I'm planning on having Calista have single births from now on (so many challenge fathers!) so baby 98 will be the 98th post, baby 99 will be the 99th post and hopefully baby 100 will be the 100th post.  I just think that will be so cool (goodness, I hope that what I wrote makes sense...).  :D

The idea for this post was stolen (with permission :3) from Laura Johanson.  She wrote a post with this same idea which you can check out here.

Also, thank you Becks Best and Chloe Moreau for Adam's and Calista's screen names and Becky Ellen for letting me use her challenge mother's son, Zane Moon, as a challenge father.  

On with the story!

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Sexypurple has signed on.
Crazycatlady has signed on.

Sexypurple:  It's so weird not seeing you in person.  I haven't seen you in ages.   How're you doing darlin'?

Crazycatlady:  Well, the kids aged up well.  Ursellia has her father's eyes but that's it.  But she's adorable!  Oh, and Parker and Seth moved out.  I cannot believe they're already adults!  I feel like it was just yesterday they were born....  :(

Sexypurple:   Can you believe that after they were born, I finally found the guts to asked you out?

Crazycatlady:  Seriously?  Whoa.  I was so proud of you for asking me.  I was considering asking you out myself since you were sort of taking a while.  *blushes*

Sexypurple:   You're so cute when you blush.  Even if it's in text.  Wait, are you for reals?

Crazycatlady:  I'd say the same to you but you never blush.  I hate to say it, but yes... >.>  I am "for reals."

Sexypurple:  Hey, I'm not that bad, am I?  *blushes*

Crazycatlady:  Of course not!  Now I just want to ruffle your hair.  *ruffles hair*

Sexypurple:   You're tempting me to do dirty things.

Crazycatlady:  O_O  Like what?

Sexypurple:   Oh, you don't want to know.

Crazycatlady:  *shifts eyes*  I think I might....

Sexypurple:   Well, it starts with a kiss....

Crazycatlady:  Daw, aren't you sweet.  Ooh, by the way, I'd really like to see your face.  Perhaps we could switch to video chat?

Sexypurple:   That's even better.  Just a second.  My microphone doesn't work that well.

Crazycatlady:  Okay, call me when you're ready.  :)

You've received a video call from Sexypurple.

Crazycatlady:  "There, now I can see your face, purple.  Oh shit, I hope you didn't get a good look at me.  I was in the middle of changing when I logged on.  Just a sec."

Sexypurple:   "Haha, of course you were.  It's like that one time when I came in and your were half naked.  I wanted to scoop you up and take you to bed right then and there.  But that would have been very un-gentleman-like."

Crazycatlady:  "Yes it would have.  Okay, done changing.  You can look now.  I guess I'm not that good at multi-tasking.  Don't ask why I became a mother."

Sexypurple:   "My my, is that what you usually wear the bed?  It's sad, we're dating and I don't even know what you wear to bed."

Crazycatlady:  "You will soon."

Sexypurple:   "Are you hinting at anything?"

Crazycatlady:  "Possibly.  Hey, I picked up the next challenge father's sperm today!  It's the sperm of a fellow challenge mother's kid, Zane Moon."

Sexypurple:   "Whoa, that is really red hair.  Care to have some dark haired babies in the Smith family tree sometime?"

Crazycatlady:  "You'll get your turn someday.  But don't get too excited.  I'm a bit backed up with challenge fathers now.  You'll have to wait a while."

Sexypurple:   "I'll wait as long as you want me to."

Crazycatlady:  "You sure?  'Cause it'll be a while...."

Sexypurple:   "I'll go check my calender.  Yup, definitely free for the next lifetime."

Crazycatlady:  "Oh you!!  Ooh, how's the house going?"

Sexypurple:   "The house...?  Oh yeah, it's... it's good.  I've gotten several offers.  None that are good though but there's one that I might take."

Crazycatlady:  "Really?  I mean, as much as I want you to keep the house, it's awesome that you've found someone willing to take it."

Sexypurple:   "Yes, but it'll take a while for me to make a decision.  I'm still debating some things."

Crazycatlady:  "Well, you do have a lifetime to make that decision so feel free to debate for as long as you'd like."

Sexypurple:  "Well, I don't have an entire lifetime if I'm spending most of it with you.  Aw, is that... no wait, let me guess.  That must be Brite!"

Crazycatlady:  "You would be correct, purple."

Sexypurple:   "Hey, if you call me purple, may I call you blue?"

Crazycatlady:  "Go ahead, purple."

Sexypurple:   "You're beautiful, blue."

Crazycatlady:  "And you're sexy, purple."

Sexypurple:   "And you're a crazy cat lady, blue."

Crazycatlady:  "Okay, something tells me we're not getting anywhere, purple.  Shall we talk about something else?  Perhaps something more suited for our intelligence."

Sexypurple:   "Okay, let's talk about... when we're going to meet next."

Crazycatlady:  "I'm a pretty much free, as long as you're willing to take care of the kids a bit."

Sexypurple:   "Why wouldn't I?  Your kids are the best in the world.  I love them like they're my own."

Crazycatlady:  "Do you really mean that?"

Sexypurple:   "I do."

Crazycatlady:  "Gosh, did you know it was this late?"

Sexypurple:   "Well, I did but..."
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Crazycatlady:  "Oh you sneak.  You're as bad as the kids. Okay, well, I gotta go to bed now.  Otherwise I'll never wake up tomorrow."

Sexypurple:   "Alright, night, blue."

Crazycatlady:  "Night, purple."

Crazycatlady has ended the call.

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A FEW MONTHS LATER

Crazycatlady has signed on.

Sexypurple has signed on.

Sexypurple:  Wow, has it really been so long since we chatted last?   

Crazycatlady:  It has.  O_O

Sexypurple:   How have you been doing?

Crazycatlady:  I'm okay.  *sigh*  The kids are growing up way too fast (as always...).

Sexypurple:   Well, at least I got to spend time with them the other day.  They enjoyed that, I think.

Crazycatlady:  They sure did.  You're so good with Ursellia.  Genevieve told me that Ursellia asked about you that night.

Sexypurple:   It was extremely touching when she called me daddy.

Crazycatlady:  You tried to get it out of her.  Remember?  You were telling her your name was "daddy."

Sexypurple:  You're just jealous.  :3  

Crazycatlady:  Of course.  *rolls eyes*

Sexypurple:   I love when you're in his mood.  Your sarcasm really kicks in.

Crazycatlady:  *rolls eyes*  I need to go get something to drink.  Brb.

Sexypurple:   Okay, I'll be waiting here.  *twiddles thumbs*

Crazycatlady:  Back.  Mmm, my iced tea is yummy!  ^_^

Sexypurple:   May I have a sip?

Crazycatlady:  Sure.  *shares tea*

Sexypurple:   Ooh, is it green tea?

Crazycatlady:  Yuppers!

Sexypurple:   Knew it.

Crazycatlady:  High five.

Sexypurple:   *high fives*

Crazycatlady:  So... what's going on in purple world?

Sexypurple:   Nothing much.  Just thinking a lot about a certain blue someone.

Crazycatlady:  Same over here.

Sexypurple:   Well, isn't that vain.

Crazycatlady:  You knew what I meant.  >.<  I'm thinking about you, silly!

Sexypurple:   I knew that.  I just wanted to see you type it.

Crazycatlady:  ....

Sexypurple:  Your pregnancy going well?

Crazycatlady:  Yup, the baby is due in a few months but s/he is doing great.  No complications whatsoever.

Sexypurple:  That's good.  Hey, are you still having Dexter as a challenge father?  He emailed me recently and said that he won't be able to get to the sperm bank any time soon so he wanted to know if it was alright if he dropped out of the challenge.  He said a few other things but I'm not going to mention that.

Crazycatlady:  Sure, tell him it's fine.  I'm a bit backed up anyway.  Ugh, thank you for sparing my brain from his nonsense.

Sexypurple:  Okay, I'll let him know.  Um, is it alright if I ask you something that may be a bit personal?

Crazycatlady:  I suppose.  Hit me.

Sexypurple:   What is your history with Kendall?  I know you mentioned you and he had been a couple at one point but... is he someone you could possibly go back to?

Crazycatlady:  NO!!  I mean, I "loved" him at one point but I was young and stupid as well as naive and ignorant.  But no, I would never go back to the backstabbing jerk-face.

Sexypurple:   Okay, just wondering.

Crazycatlady:  Adam, if you think I'll go back to him, you'd have to be crazy.  He cheated on me with my sister and then cheated on my sister with my second-born's wife.

Sexypurple:   Whoa, that man was messed up.

Crazycatlady:  He was and is.

Sexypurple:   I'm... I'm sorry you and your family have had to deal with him.

Crazycatlady:  It's alright.  I'm just glad he's not going to make an entrance into my life.  That last encounter with him was the last.  Unfortunately, just to get him out of the house, I promised him I'd let him be a challenge father.

Sexypurple:   Ooh, I'm sure it'll be fine.  What's the worst that could happen?  Besides, you can kick his ass if he asks you for anything again, Master Smith.

Crazycatlady:  *giggles*  True true.

Sexypurple:   :)

Crazycatlady:  Sorry to break it up again but I should probably be getting to bed.

Sexypurple:   Okay.  :(  Kiss?

Crazycatlady:  *blows kiss*

Sexypurple:   Not on the lips?

Crazycatlady:  You'll have to see me in person for that.  :3

Sexypurple:   *runs out the door to your house*

Crazycatlady:  Haha, you silly boy!  Night!

Sexypurple:   Sweet dreams, blue.

Crazycatlady:  I hope.  See you soon, purple.

Sexypurple:   Night... I'll be dreaming about you.

Crazycatlady:  Dawww, okay, one last good night.

Sexypurple:   Good night, Calista.

Crazycatlady has signed off.

Sexypurple has signed off.

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A FEW MORE MONTHS LATER

Crazycatlady has signed on.

Crazycatlady:  Adam!  I don't know if you're on but... I just gave birth to baby ninety-seven and she's a beauty.

Sexypurple has signed on via mobile.

Sexypurple:   What's her name?

Crazycatlady:  Jayda (after her father's mother) Luna (because Zane Moon's last name reminds me of Lunar which reminds me of the name Luna  :P).

Sexypurple:   You always pick wonderful names for your children.  ;)  I'm crossing my fingers that she has that bright red hair.  *crosses fingers*

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FAMILY UPDATE

Kyla and Evangeline settled into adulthood quite nicely.  Evangeline became a fashion designer and moved to Bridgeport whereas Kyla stayed home, married Ed McKinny, and started a family.

They had one child, Blake (named after Michael Blake and Blake Valentine :3 ).

Parker and Seth also settled in.  Seth became an actuary and Parker became a lawyer and married a fellow lawyer, Daniella Sax.

Daniella gave birth to their only daughter, Paisley (named after Parker's and Seth's father's mother, Paisley Parker).  She didn't get any of her parents' features, except for Daniella's purple eyes, but she's quite the cutie nonetheless.